Saturday, March 22, 2014

Review of Strings (Hard Rock Harlots#1) by Kendall Grey

Title: Strings (Hard Rock Harlots #1)
Author: Kendall Grey
Genre: Erotic Romance
Length: 230 pages
Release Date: February 25, 2014

WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.

Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, "no strings attached" policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs "Shades" again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty's shocked to discover she knows the competition's new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he's the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty's Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren't the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they're bound to snap sooner or later.

Warning! Warning! This is not for the straight-laced or faint of heart!

Having said that, to quote this book "SLAP ME BARE AND CALL ME SASSY!"

Loved the unique writing style and rhythm of the prose! Talk about creative... I cannot give examples because it would be NC-17 rated. I don't want to offend anyone, but prepare yourself for a million definitions and ways to call the ... vajajay.

I loved how the author "strings" together her characters. The double entendre of the title should clue you in as to the creativity level of Kendall Grey. I quote: "When you think about it, strings exist everywhere. Not just between those we're connected to long term -- families, friends-- but also between band mates and fans."

Letty is totally insane with trying to succeed making music. She is very gifted; just looking for the opportunity to shine. A one-night-stand with a stranger leads to a most amusing and stimulating situation. Shades, as she nicknames Todd Armstrong, is here to stay as a band member of their enemy band and she must deal with her feelings the best way she can.

I have to admit I had a smile on my face for most of the time as I was reading this book. The only exceptions were the times when I had to laugh out loud or cry out OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Yep! People around me thought I had absolutely lost my brains.

I hope you pick up this book and zone in to The Rock and the rhythm of this crazy chick on her way to stardom.

About the Author

Kendall Grey, word wrangler, whale warrior, wicked wench, and lover of tongue-tripping alliteration, was born without an off-switch between her brain and mouth. She's been called the "Flux Capacitor of Twitter" (@kendallgrey1) and "A little package of love all wrapped up in F-word paper," but she's really just a maniacal writer relaying eyewitness accounts of the rave inside her head. She writes urban fantasy with strong romantic elements and also dabbles in erotica and horror on occasion.

Kendall lives off a dirt road near Atlanta, Georgia, but don't hold that against her.

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